[Have Loki. He's changed it up some in honor of the current holiday, and his former mask has been replaced with this extremely appropriate version. It sort of looks like his head is exploding feathers ( Read more... )

I've always thought it was unfortunate that the gods never used gleipnir for any purpose other than binding Fenrir.

It's tragically unimaginative.

[Oh, someone's been a busy bee over the past few days, though you wouldn't know it if you asked other Promenadians. They might be more likely to say that Loki's been suspiciously quiet, because...he has. He's been figuring out a most interesting problem.

And now he's come to a most interesting answer.]

I told you I'd figure you out. Gabriel.[OOC ( Read more... )

Words cannot express how disappointed I am that 2.0 chose to embark on this fabulous charade without me, but I do give him points for style.

Your execution could use some help, though, kiddo. Let me show you how it's done.

[He pauses, tipping his head to one side.] Now, how do you do it? Oh, right.

[SNAP]

[The modern age has come to the city of dreams, and with it, that soulless blue and yellow beacon of American business. Yes, Prom, Loki is here and he's brought WAL*MART with him. Prepare to rollback prices and enter the happiest shiniest level of hell brought about by man.

Or rather, brought about by a trickster.]ATTENTION WAL*MART SHOPPERS. ( Read more... )